Fireball Whisky launches its Holiday Stocking: 35 shots of cinnamon goodness, a slap-the-bag-style hit for festive, fun-loving celebrations.
The Only Stocking You’ll Actually Want to Slap This Year
Holiday stress? Meet your spicy new coping mechanism.
Just when the season starts feeling a little too Silent Night, Fireball Whisky swoops in with the perfect mix of chaos and cinnamon: the Fireball Non-Denominational Holiday-Themed Whisky Stocking.
It’s the brand’s latest invention, and it’s as over-the-top as it sounds — a slap-the-bag-style whisky dispenser stuffed with 35 shots of cinnamon whisky and wrapped in Santa-red glory.
Part festive décor, part family therapy tool, the Fireball Whisky Holiday Stocking is here to make sure your “goodwill toward men” comes with a wink and a burn.
Why “Slap-the-Bag” Just Got a Grown-Up Upgrade
Remember those college days of slapping the wine bag? Fireball’s bringing that chaotic joy back — this time with cinnamon-y goodness and 21+ approval.
For $24.99, you can snag a stocking that holds 1.75 liters of Fireball and doubles as the ultimate holiday conversation starter. Or, as Danny Suich, Fireball’s Global Brand Director, puts it:
“At Fireball, we strive to give people what they never knew they always needed.
And as it turns out,
the holidays aren’t all merry and bright…
especially during this time of year, guys and gals of all ages are fed up with certain family and friends.”
He continues, “We want to help fans keep the vibes high and the good times flowing, making the Fireball Non-Denominational Holiday-themed Whisky Stocking a perfect and much more appropriate target at holiday gatherings.”
(Honestly, better to slap the whisky stocking than your brother-in-law during dinner.)
The Survey Says: We’re All a Little Slap-Happy
In true Fireball fashion, the team backed their mayhem with data. A national survey found that nearly 62% of Gen Z and 59% of Millennials secretly wish they could “slap a relative” during holiday get-togethers.
More than half of both groups said they prepare for family gatherings by “stocking up on their favorite drink.” (Pun fully intended.)
Fireball’s solution? Channel that stress into the stocking — literally. It’s the kind of fun-loving catharsis that reminds us the holidays are supposed to be spicy, not stressful.
A Slap Masterclass (Yes, Really)
Because this is the internet in 2024, Fireball didn’t stop at selling a whisky-filled stocking — they brought in professional power-slappers to teach fans the art of “slapping the bag.”
Experts John Davis and Jackie Cataline have even shared form tips to ensure optimal “slap performance.”
“I’ve been training for this my whole life,”
says john Davis.
“Take a knee so the stocking is above your head for the perfect angle.”
(Finally, a holiday sport everyone can agree on.)
For technique tutorials, fans can follow @FireballWhisky across social media, where “slappy tips and tricks” will be shared all season long.
Hannah Stocking (Yes, That One) Brings the Heat
Fireball even brought in influencer and comedian Hannah Stocking (get it?) to star in new infomercial-style ads promoting the stocking.
The campaign plays up every chaotic holiday cliché — awkward dinners, gift disasters, and that one relative who insists on karaoke — all redeemed by a well-timed slap of Fireball.
You can watch the ads on Fireball’s social, digital, and Connected TV platforms.
(It’s like a Hallmark movie, if the plot was “Fireball saves Christmas.”)
Where to Find Your Fireball Whisky Holiday Stocking
Available now for $24.99 at select retailers nationwide, the Fireball Whisky Holiday Stocking is primed for office parties, Friendsgivings, and anywhere mistletoe meets mild chaos.
Dressed in Fireball’s signature red, it’s not just a stocking — it’s a party starter, a pressure valve, and a guaranteed way to make spirits (and guests) bright.
To learn more, visit fireballwhisky.com or follow @FireballWhisky for updates.
Sweet cinnamon delight.
Fiery kick that tastes like heaven, burns like hell.
Guaranteed to make every eggnog feel inadequate.
Mini FAQ
Q1: What is the Fireball Whisky Holiday Stocking?
A1: A limited-edition, slap-the-bag-style whisky dispenser that holds 1.75L of Fireball Cinnamon Whisky — about 35 shots worth of holiday cheer.
Q2: How much does it cost and where can I buy it?
A2: Suggested retail price is $24.99 at select retailers nationwide. Availability may vary.
Q3: Is it actually meant to be slapped?
A3: Yes — safely and with spirit! Fireball even hired expert “power-slappers” to teach the proper form online.
Slap the Season Right
This year, skip the eggnog drama and pour yourself something that bites back. The Fireball Whisky Holiday Stocking is everything the holidays should be — fun, fiery, and unapologetically over-the-top.
So grab your crew, cue up your playlist, and have yourself a very Slappy Holiday.
Fireball Whisky launches its Holiday Stocking: 35 shots of cinnamon goodness, a slap-the-bag-style hit for festive, fun-loving celebrations.
