Meet History’s Greatest Perverts


Let’s face facts.  We’re all perverts.  At least the fun ones are.  Perversity comes from curiosity.  And we’re all curious, right?  Well, we were digging around and it turns out that some of the most important people in our history are perverts too.  So sit back, or cross your legs tightly, or rub your extremity….or do whatever kinky thing it is that helps you relax you pervy bastard.  And let’s do us some kink learnin’

Marquis De Sade was a French aristocrat, revolutionary, and writer.  He became famous for his libertine sexuality and lifestyle, but mostly for his erotic and pornographic novels.  de Sade also contributed to the “sex industry”, leaving the world with the practice of S&M. That’s right, the man invented S&M.  It’s NAMED after him.

The term, “Sadism“, is based on Marquis de SADe: the idea of developing pleasure as a result of inflicting pain. “Masochism” is first seen in some of De Sade’s more Gothic-inclined sexual novels, where, the female character is bound and tormented, but also fondled, and develops a kind of attraction to her tormentors.

Sigmund Freud is the founder of psychiatry and the initiator of the “Talking Cure” (expensive therapy). He identified the study of psychoanalysis, bringing forth repressed thoughts and feelings into consciousness.

He broke down the psyche into three components of personality: the Id (“pleasure principle”, wants us to pleasure everything), the Ego (“reality principle”), and the SuperEgo (the aim for perfection, mainly unconscious and contains the person’s “ego ideals” aka the conscience).

Freud admittedly had sexual feelings for his mother.  Yes, the libido begins developing at birth.  The stages of development are aptly titled the Oral, Anal, Phallic, Latency, and Genital stages. As part of the Phallic phase, Freud “uncovers” the subconscious sexual attachment children have to the parent of the opposite sex.

James Joyce was an author responsible for seminal works like a Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Dubliners, Ulysses, and Finnegan’s Wake. He’s one of the greatest English writers of all time.

But he also liked to fart and be farted on during sex.  As inspired, here are some word’s from the great wordsmith on his passion:

” if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.”

How romantic.

Tomorrow, we visit more historic perverts.