Fox refuses 'stars' on next Dancing with the Stars

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Dancing with the Stars latest season is about to kick-off and the only question I can think of is: are any of these people stars?  At all?

I try to live my life as positively as possible.  Really.  I sleep well.  I wake up with a smile on my face.  And then somewhere between that moment and the moment before I fall asleep again I am just give reason after reason as to why I should buy a firearm, take target practice and then take many lives before I take my own. I feel like I should be honored for this brave act, after all the world would be a better place if it lacked many of these people.

Today’s biggest reason is the new season of Dancing with the Stars.  Official list is below.  Right now I only recognize The Hoff, that gay love song singer, Mrs. Brady and the one who was in Dirty DancingThe Situation?  Really?  How, why?  Who lost the bet? (the answer is us!  We lost.) I’m not going to mess with Margaret Cho because she’s cool.  Go on with your bad self bitch!

– DAVID HASSELHOFF
– MICHAEL BOLTON
– RICK FOX
– BRANDY
– FLORENCE HENDERSON
– THE SITUATION
– JENNIFER GREY
– MARGARET CHO
– BRISTOL PALIN
– AUDRINA PARTRIDGE
– KURT WARNER
– KYLE MASSEY

Please don’t watch this show.  If you watch, the terrorists have won 🙁

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