Are You Wearing Sexy Underwear? NSFW [video]

On a one to five high heel rating, one being a “Don’t bother” and five being “You must see this!” I rated these sexy ads. Will you agree with what I came up with? Let’s just see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVyQxcp_8tQ&feature=player_embedded

I watched the first ad by Agent Provocateur. It has singer Kylie Minogue who is quite sexy, with her see through panties that show off her cute bum. When she got on the mechanical bull I knew it was going to be a ride people couldn’t soon forget, and it was quite tantalizing.
However; the old woman with too much make up on freaked me out! I mean, come on, what is she really there for anyway? She didn’t bring comedic humor, but rather a possible nightmare. Kylie Minogue is hot, but it’s a little weird with the old woman. I give it three heels with caution.

This short by Justin Anderson titled “Chore” for Damaris was shall I say…. “Boring.” The end when the actress gets into the shower would be the only interesting part for men, lesbians or bisexuals. For many women, it’s just a reminder of what needs to be done around the house that day, and if you’re a feminist then you might read more into it and get ticked off. “Why isn’t a man doing some chores and the woman hanging out while reading in her underwear?” Is what I thought. The real chore was watching this ad! I give it one heel.

When I watched the ad for New Yorker Lingerie titled; “The Wedding Night”
I knew from the beginning the old man was going to kick the bucket. I just didn’t know how. It made me think a little about Anna Nicole Smith as I watched it. Is that wrong? I actually enjoyed it. Is that too wrong? It was sensual, sexy, with a side of morbid. I give it four heels.

The Schiesser Lingerie commercial titled “Nurse” grabbed my attention. I watched it. I laughed. I watched it again. I know it was a little predictable, but I didn’t care. If an ad can keep your attention, have a smoking hot nurse, and be funny, then it’s a winner in my opinion.
It deserves all five heels.

Finally, I took a look at the Paragon ad titled “Blush” though it could have also been titled; “Blink” for if you do blink too much you might miss it. It’s approximately fifteen seconds long. I wasn’t quite sure what the ad was for, but it did make me go to the site to find out. I guess that was what it was suppose to do. Breasts’ nearly popping out of a bra on an ad that’s not about bras’ at all is slightly clever.
I give it two heels.

There you have it, my take on five ads NSFW. What did you think?

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